RK Says:
So, we've been babbling on and laughing at all these inside jokes about people you have no idea who the heck are, these few days, right? Well, here is a sort-of solution to your problems! 8D It is a , , , and Character Guide for Dummies. Okay, not for Dummies. Blah.

You've probably gotten the gist that we've got a bunch of stories, are pretty EXTREMELY (at least, two people are. One is not as bad as they are, and the last one has not started yet) secretive with them, and have them all tie together. These are collectively called The Armageddon Crossroads.

The Culprits
with Espylacopa and Redrum(Name still pending).
with Straitjacket Feeling.
with Charades.
with Apocalypse. (WHY AM I LAST?)

The first three collaborate on another called The Risk Arc. The last one, however, is the best. 8D.

Currently, the only one properly up and running is Apocalypse, with the chapters found at:
Apocalypse Prologue
Apocalypse Chapter One
Apocalypse Chapter Two

All in order, too. Thank RK.

The other Character Guides:

Kuroda's Espylacopa
RK's Straitjacket Feeling + Risk Arc

All in order, too. Thank me.

Kuro Says:
The Armageddon Crossroads: If you were God, would you just create one world, or many others that were appallingly different? Doubtless the latter would be more entertaining, though in the occasion you had a bitch fit, you may want to destroy them all...resulting in this. Welcome to the crossroads of people running, dying, living, and basically having a good/bad time.

Alu's characters this time round. I can hear you muttering "FINALLY!" Well, if you listen very closely, you can hear me not caring! And anyway, Wux is last.

So. Presenting.

D8 THE APOCALYPSE CHARACTER GUIDE 8D

AKA: A bunch of very short and skimpy sentences. Which Kuroda calls "teasers" and which everyone else can call "laziness" or "Failed Attempts to Sound Grand, Mysterious and Dramatic and As If You Are Hiding Things That Are Actually Worth Hiding, and Have Interesting Secrets To Reveal Later, Although You Really Don't".

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APOCALYPSE

Summary: Involves three or four worlds; a league of perfect beings; a substantial amount of flawed beings; a reasonable number of fallen beings; a small quantity of risen beings; a tortured genius who intends to save his world through careful allocation of resources and communism; a fanatic of various religions; two pyromaniacs who like to step on things and make noises; two dead boys, one who dies, and one who dies twice; murderous angels; vengeful demons; sunshine-loving hippies; one angry celestial being; one miserable celestial being; one resigned celestial being; one righteously indignant infernal being; several small boys; trading cards, slides, funfairs, notebooks, cement, ventricles, explosions, accidents, and wars; pills and popcorn, sawdust and shrapnel, merchants and mendicants, demons and doves, catenaries and catastrophes, handstands and hopes, wet elegance and dry elegies, last chances and lost causes; and a boy who desires to be possessed of a Good Time.

Vanity Vagina Vaseline: A boy bearing the emotional scars of a tortured childhood composed of misery and suffering. He bears no physical scars, however; his body is perfect in every way, his skin is flawless, and his face, naturally, is beautiful. In search of a Good Time, and in love, chiefly with himself, but also with several other people. Has never refused a small pretty boy, preferably between 8-10, but near that is also fine. Call him.

Female: Wants to ensure her salvation before it's too late. Hates rabbits and hospitals.

Lencia: A small boy plagued with visions, delusions and hallucinations. Has an imaginary friend who stops being an imaginary friend. Spent, and spends, his life Wanting, and receiving, and not being happy, and Wanting again. Knows he is loved and wants to be lost and wants to find what he has lost but somebody won't let him and he is afraid.

Ah Boy: A Singaporean with a very common name. Had a tragic past of parental neglect and abuse, during which his grandmother spent her savings on putting him through university, from which he graduated with a degree in economics at the age of ten. Prides self on being able to manage resources and on his extensive and expensive collection of trading cards. Dislikes angmohs, tourists, foreign construction workers, Indians who make their curry too spicy, and people who have never been to Singapore. Also people who waste resources.

Caelan Ael: A heavenly psychopomp who escorts souls from the Waiting Room to Heaven. Generally doesn't get along well with the psychopomps from Hell, and with a certain soul who seems determined not to be found and sent to his afterlife. Hates it when people mess with his stuff.
Elder brother of Siho Ael.

Siho Ael: A little girl, unable to speak, who roams the streets in a nightdress and bunny slippers, clutching a red spiral-bound notebook, a pencil and a fistful of white feathers, and resenting her brother and her bad luck.
Younger sister of Caelan Ael.

Painkiller: A boy with pink hair who can't feel pain but bleeds anyway.

The Un-Thing: Stalks and hunts and kills prey and feeds its pet and wants to go home.

Moribund: Hates the cold and the loneliness and the thing outside. Studies, and searches, and sickens for the sun and somebody warm.

The Smaller One (name pending): Is warm and there. Rescued from the thing that waits outside, and taken in by the inhabitant of the house to serve him. Longs to get out and get away, but the thing is waiting outside and his parents are dead and there are other hands wrapped around his own.

Gadabout: One part of two people. Fond of stepping on things, explosions, and loud noises. Helps herself to fresh clothes every day. Gets rid of things she doesn't like with whatever's handy. Likes kitties and milkshakes.
Twin sister of Sweep.
Ex-classmate of Caelan Ael.

Sweep: The second part of two people. Fond of hitting things, explosions, and bright lights. Wears grubby once-white canvas sneakers, but helps himself to new clothes every day. Gets his hands on things he likes with whatever's handy. Likes hats and brownies.
Twin brother of Gadabout.
Ex-classmate of Caelan Ael.

Halfway Decent: An intelligent boy who refuses to believe in anything the government says. Hence, he does not believe the world is going to end, and thinks that everything is part of an elaborate conspiracy. His family is planning a coup, and his daddy will be President when they succeed. Halfway gathers support for said coup by distrubuting flyers and badges which say "BE DECENT. VOTE DECENT".

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NOTES.

Vanity wrote his own section. I am not to blame.

Oh, yes, they are cryptic.

NONSENSICAL FALSIFIER: Ah Boy is racist. Thus, you must be racist!

ALU: Vanity is a sexy boy. Does that make me a sexy boy? I am CLEARLY NOT a sexy boy. That is all.

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There you go. 8D

WE'RE ALL LOOKING AT YOU NOW WUX.